Category: skeletor

What’s a spooky feller like you doin’ round these parts? The fuckboys haven’t set foot in this town since Billy and the Bony Bandits moved in ages ago.

A doot doot a day keeps the fuckbois away.

“Let’s see those filthy fuckbois try and stay up all night sending dick pics when their candy is filled with these sharp slicey sticks”

Finally, time to leave this boring ol’ 9-5 job and get my fuckin spooky on.

(Bony drum solo)

“I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT.

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR A FUCKBOI TO TRY MY LIFE”

When October comes a knockin’, the bones get to rockin’.

SADDLE UP YE SPOOKY GOONS
WE RATTLE THE FUCKBOIS IN 4 MOONS
PLUNDER AND PILLAGE THESE BUFFOONS
FOR THIS WAR SHALL BE OVER SOON.

BY OUR SKELETAL POWERS COMBINED!

I shall wait here to catch Jake Paul as soon as he says some dumb shit.

“doot……..doot…….doot……..doot……..doot”