Category: skeleton war

salemsdead: yesterdaysprint: The Cincinnati…

salemsdead:

yesterdaysprint:

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, May 23, 1894

@nerullianzenith

Rattles was a good pal of mine. We were very sad to lose him to the war.

SADDLE UP YE SPOOKY GOONS WE RATTLE THE FUCKBO…

SADDLE UP YE SPOOKY GOONS
WE RATTLE THE FUCKBOIS IN 4 MOONS
PLUNDER AND PILLAGE THESE BUFFOONS
FOR THIS WAR SHALL BE OVER SOON.

BY OUR SKELETAL POWERS COMBINED!

BY OUR SKELETAL POWERS COMBINED!

I shall wait here to catch Jake Paul as soon a…

I shall wait here to catch Jake Paul as soon as he says some dumb shit.

“doot……..doot…….do…

“doot……..doot…….doot……..doot……..doot”

In order to mock the fuckbois, we dab in plain…

In order to mock the fuckbois, we dab in plain sight to show em who’s boss.

Introducing the Tele-Skele! State of the art f…

Introducing the Tele-Skele! State of the art fuckboi spooking technology made to spoop the pants off of any fuckboi who enjoys the “boob tube”

Skelly: “what word comes to mind when you thin…

Skelly: “what word comes to mind when you think of a fuckboi?”

Trophy Wife: “GROSS!”

What’s the password to your nude vault, ya fil…

What’s the password to your nude vault, ya filthy fuckboi?

“Pop that pelvis for a real nigga”

“Pop that pelvis for a real nigga”