Category: funny bone

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flannelfoxen:

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bl4ckmoon-bb:

Get you a man who thinks youโ€™re cute when you talk about dead things.

Vulture Culture Problems:

unofficialvulturecultureproblems:

Storing your peroxide in juice bottles and accidentally almost drinking it later :โ€™)

themixedwitch: top tier comedy

themixedwitch:

top tier comedy

Vulture culture problems:

unofficialvulturecultureproblems:

Me: *tries to explain why you should never use real bleach on bones*
People: but I gotta
Me: *tries again to explain why you should never use real bleach on bones*
People: but I g o t t a

trashvulture: remember to brush ur teeth kids…

trashvulture:

remember to brush ur teeth kids
make sure u remove them from your skull to get those roots spotless!

lunacwolphe: Is this not how you do?

lunacwolphe:

Is this not how you do?

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spellwardbound:

yeah you may have more friends than i do but can you Remove An Intact Eyeball From A Severed Head

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carrioncoyote:

Coworker: What are your plans after work?

Me:

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orcfxcker:

when the weather gets warm, thereโ€™s only one thing on my mind

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