Category: funny bone

Vulture culture problems:

unofficialvulturecultureproblems:

Me: *tries to explain why you should never use real bleach on bones*
People: but I gotta
Me: *tries again to explain why you should never use real bleach on bones*
People: but I g o t t a

trashvulture: remember to brush ur teeth kids…

trashvulture:

remember to brush ur teeth kids
make sure u remove them from your skull to get those roots spotless!

lunacwolphe: Is this not how you do?

lunacwolphe:

Is this not how you do?

Regular

spellwardbound:

yeah you may have more friends than i do but can you Remove An Intact Eyeball From A Severed Head

Regular

carrioncoyote:

Coworker: What are your plans after work?

Me:

Regular

orcfxcker:

when the weather gets warm, there’s only one thing on my mind

ROADKILL

Regular

bone-vulture-lu:

Dad: Hey people are coming to clean the house tomorrow, maybe move some things out of the way

Me:

Photo

Photo

Regular

okay-queer:

Vulture Culture Problem #1

When you want to keep your own skull after you die, but… you’ll be dead.

Regular

xurkittree:

nose stuffed up from allergies? no problem! go walk downwind of your local roadkill and you’ll be able to smell every whiff in no time!