Category: funny bone

Regular

bone-vulture-lu:

Frankie’s getting neutered on Monday and my mom keeps telling me I should ask the vet if I can keep his balls for my collection fjdkzksbs

Regular

roadkill-vulture:

Vulture culture in the summer: Aw shit, this died like an hour ago. I don’t know if I can salvage it.

Vulture culture in the winter: Eh, I’ll grab it tomorrow.

Regular

vulturebaron:

Someone: so what hobbies do you have?

Me:

when you think you see a skull up ahead but it…

sixpomeranians:

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flannelfoxen:

Regular

bl4ckmoon-bb:

Get you a man who thinks you’re cute when you talk about dead things.

Vulture Culture Problems:

unofficialvulturecultureproblems:

Storing your peroxide in juice bottles and accidentally almost drinking it later :’)

themixedwitch: top tier comedy

themixedwitch:

top tier comedy

Vulture culture problems:

unofficialvulturecultureproblems:

Me: *tries to explain why you should never use real bleach on bones*
People: but I gotta
Me: *tries again to explain why you should never use real bleach on bones*
People: but I g o t t a

trashvulture: remember to brush ur teeth kids…

trashvulture:

remember to brush ur teeth kids
make sure u remove them from your skull to get those roots spotless!