Category: advice from the crypt

FEAST UPON THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES. CONSUME THEIR STRENGTH AND MAKE IT YOUR OWN.

FEAR NOT YOUR BONES

how many bones is the recommended serving size?

NO MORE THAN EIGHTEEN

hey mr bone man do u think i would be able to survive on a diet of up to 90% bone ?

IT IS UNLIKELY, AND YOU WILL MOST LIKELY PERISH

hey mr bone man do u think i would be able to survive on a diet of up to 90% bone ?

IT IS UNLIKELY, AND YOU WILL MOST LIKELY PERISH

Bone Facts™️

Bones continue to grow in density until you reach the age of (about) 30. At that point, unless you take care of them, the bones may lose density and become unhealthy.

Bone Facts™️

The lammergeier, or Bearded Vulture, are capable of living on a diet of up to 90% bone.

Bone Facts™️

Grinding up the bones is the easiest way to reduce the likelihood that they are found.

Bone Facts™️

It takes eight to twelve years for a body to decompose to just bones.

Bone Facts™️

It only takes about two days for a human skeleton to dissolve in a vat of concentrated sulphuric acid.