Hope the vulture doesn’t grab you by the seat of your pants.
Vultures will ALWAYS grab you by the seat of your pants, so this hope is tragically misplaced. Move immediately to Step Three.
Just “go with it.”
When the vulture drops you in its nest, and attempts to feed you to its young, politely but firmly refuse to be eaten.
This will not work.
I’m afraid you’re all out of steps.
I tried all these steps and they worked exactly as promised